Yeah, We Named It That.
LICE FARM™ — The headwear brand with the worst name in fashion history.
Yes, it's ironic. Yes, it's a conversation starter. No, we don't actually farm lice. (We checked with legal twice.)
I Need This Hat 🧢Unintentionally Viral
Wear a hat that makes strangers say "Wait, WHAT?" Perfect for breaking the ice, ruining first impressions, or explaining yourself at parties.
Surprisingly Premium
Despite the name, these hats are actually nice. High-quality materials, comfortable fit, zero actual lice. (That's our promise.)
Irony Meets Fashion
For people who appreciate absurdist humor and quality headwear. It's like wearing a joke, except the hat is actually good.
Featured Collection
Three hats. Infinite regret. (Just kidding, they're actually great.)
The Original
Where it all started. The hat that launched a thousand confused looks.
$49.99
View in ShopThe Conversation Killer
Guaranteed to derail any small talk. For better or worse.
$49.99
View in ShopThe Questions Everyone Asks
We've heard them all. Here are the top 3.
"Why would you name it Lice Farm?"
Great question. We ask ourselves that every day. It started as an inside joke, then became a brand, and now here we are explaining it to you.
"Are you serious?"
About the quality? Absolutely. About the name? That ship has sailed. We're committed to the bit at this point.
"Do the hats actually have lice?"
No. We cannot stress this enough: NO. The hats are lice-free, hypoallergenic, and thoroughly inspected. This is purely branding.